40 esilaranti recensioni e risposte di ristoranti, condivise su "Takeaway Trauma" (nuove foto)

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A molti di noi piace prendere uno spuntino sfacciato dopo una dura giornata di lavoro o di scuola. Non solo è un modo per premiarci per i nostri sforzi, ma finiamo anche per sostenere le imprese locali e creare un legame con i proprietari dei negozi. Tuttavia, non puoi aspettarti che ogni singolo pasto sia eccezionale come quello che otterresti in un ristorante a cinque stelle. Alcune persone la prendono molto sul personale se hanno un'esperienza scadente e poi sfogano la loro rabbia sotto forma di recensioni negative.

È qui che entra in gioco lo spiritoso account Instagram "Takeaway Trauma". Il progetto di social media raccoglie le recensioni dei clienti più divertenti e sconvolgenti e condivide i commenti selvaggi con cui sono tornati i proprietari del ristorante. Dai un'occhiata ai post più recenti qui sotto e vota i tuoi preferiti. Siamo gli unici ad avere fame in questo momento? Speriamo di no!

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Rapporto sul trauma da asporto

Abbastanza giusto

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Rapporto sul trauma da asporto

Ora, è grasso!

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Rapporto sul trauma da asporto

Perché la piattaforma valuta le cose su 6? Certo è altrettanto arbitrario quanto 5, ma penseresti che si atterrebbe alla tradizione.

I takeaway sono enormi nel Regno Unito. Statista rileva che il mercato dei fast food e da asporto nel Regno Unito ammontava a 21,37 miliardi di sterline (27,46 miliardi di dollari) nel 2022, con una previsione di 22,04 miliardi di sterline (28,32 miliardi di dollari) nel 2023.

Il divertente progetto "Takeaway Trauma" è cresciuto enormemente da quando è stato fondato alla fine del 2020. Al momento in cui scrivo, la pagina Instagram è cresciuta fino a ospitare 184.000 fan amanti del takeaway e del ritorno sfacciato. È uno dei preferiti di molti utenti di Internet ed è diventato una nicchia popolare per chiunque desideri una grande dose di negatività con un mucchio di comicità riversata ovunque. Tutto ciò di cui hai bisogno è una connessione Internet, così come un grande sacchetto di popcorn o una grande porzione di patatine al curry e avrai davanti a te una serata davvero piacevole.

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0) { description = $('meta[property=\'og:description\']').attr('content'); } window.open('https://www.facebook.com/dialog/feed?display=popup&\app_id='+BoredPanda.Config.fbAppId+'\&link='+encodeURIComponent('https://www.boredpanda.com/traumatic-takeaway-stories/?media_id=5471855')+'\&picture='+encodeURIComponent('https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/CWLbHCCIo15-png__700.jpg') +'\&name='+encodeURIComponent('Black Bird Feather')+'\&description='+encodeURIComponent(description)+'\&redirect_uri=' + encodeURIComponent(BoredPanda.Config.pandaBaseUrl+'/close.html'), 'facebook-share-dialog', 'width=626,height=436'); BoredPanda.Tracking.trackImageShares('Facebook', '5471855', '/2023/07/CWLbHCCIo15-png__700.jpg', '5471654'); return false;" /p>

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0) { description = $('meta[property=\'og:description\']').attr('content'); } window.open('https://www.facebook.com/dialog/feed?display=popup&\app_id='+BoredPanda.Config.fbAppId+'\&link='+encodeURIComponent('https://www.boredpanda.com/traumatic-takeaway-stories/?media_id=5471685')+'\&picture='+encodeURIComponent('https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/CmElYXrIZHk-png__700.jpg') +'\&name='+encodeURIComponent('Traumatic Takeaway Stories')+'\&description='+encodeURIComponent(description)+'\&redirect_uri=' + encodeURIComponent(BoredPanda.Config.pandaBaseUrl+'/close.html'), 'facebook-share-dialog', 'width=626,height=436'); BoredPanda.Tracking.trackImageShares('Facebook', '5471685', '/2023/07/CmElYXrIZHk-png__700.jpg', '5471654'); return false;" /p>

0) { description = $('meta[property=\'og:description\']').attr('content'); } window.open('https://www.facebook.com/dialog/feed?display=popup&\app_id='+BoredPanda.Config.fbAppId+'\&link='+encodeURIComponent('https://www.boredpanda.com/traumatic-takeaway-stories/?media_id=5471783')+'\&picture='+encodeURIComponent('https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/CX3UROPIqco-png__700.jpg') +'\&name='+encodeURIComponent('Pizza Was Lifting')+'\&description='+encodeURIComponent(description)+'\&redirect_uri=' + encodeURIComponent(BoredPanda.Config.pandaBaseUrl+'/close.html'), 'facebook-share-dialog', 'width=626,height=436'); BoredPanda.Tracking.trackImageShares('Facebook', '5471783', '/2023/07/CX3UROPIqco-png__700.jpg', '5471654'); return false;" /p>

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0) { description = $('meta[property=\'og:description\']').attr('content'); } window.open('https://www.facebook.com/dialog/feed?display=popup&\app_id='+BoredPanda.Config.fbAppId+'\&link='+encodeURIComponent('https://www.boredpanda.com/traumatic-takeaway-stories/?media_id=5471686')+'\&picture='+encodeURIComponent('https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/CmJ4ns6oCv1-png__censored__700.jpg') +'\&name='+encodeURIComponent('Traumatic Takeaway Stories')+'\&description='+encodeURIComponent(description)+'\&redirect_uri=' + encodeURIComponent(BoredPanda.Config.pandaBaseUrl+'/close.html'), 'facebook-share-dialog', 'width=626,height=436'); BoredPanda.Tracking.trackImageShares('Facebook', '5471686', '/2023/07/CmJ4ns6oCv1-png__censored__700.jpg', '5471654'); return false;" /p>

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0) { description = $('meta[property=\'og:description\']').attr('content'); } window.open('https://www.facebook.com/dialog/feed?display=popup&\app_id='+BoredPanda.Config.fbAppId+'\&link='+encodeURIComponent('https://www.boredpanda.com/traumatic-takeaway-stories/?media_id=5471656')+'\&picture='+encodeURIComponent('https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/Cc7oqWLosHq-png__700.jpg') +'\&name='+encodeURIComponent('Traumatic Takeaway Stories')+'\&description='+encodeURIComponent(description)+'\&redirect_uri=' + encodeURIComponent(BoredPanda.Config.pandaBaseUrl+'/close.html'), 'facebook-share-dialog', 'width=626,height=436'); BoredPanda.Tracking.trackImageShares('Facebook', '5471656', '/2023/07/Cc7oqWLosHq-png__700.jpg', '5471654'); return false;" /p>